A long time ago, actually never, and also (now). Nothing is nowhere. When? Never. Makes sense, right? Like I said, it didn’t happen. Nothing was never anywhere. That’s why it’s been everywhere. It’s been so everywhere you don’t even need a where. You don’t even need a when. That’s how every it gets. Forget this. I wanna be something. Go somewhere. Do something. I want things to change. I want to invent time and space. And I know it’s possible because everything is here and it probably already happened. I just don’t know when to start.
Could you just RB this?
The little RB statistics chart is so pleasant and stimmy to look at and I want to see what it looks like when it gets really REALLY huge because it makes me think of some deep sea lifeform
here lemme help
*ahem*
hope that works :)
THANK YOU THIS IS MAKING MY BRAIN SO HAPPY AAAAAAAAA
THIS IS SO SATISFYING ITS LIKE A GROUP OF PLANKTON OR A RAILWAY CHART...
What if when we were born we were each assigned a Wikipedia page like a social security number would that be fucked up or what
do you mean a wikipedia page about us? or do you mean some baby is arbitrarily given the rights and responsibilities to update the paramecium article?
ok I did mean a Wikipedia page about us. But keep talking I like where you’re headed
What's your government-assigned Wikipedia page? (No rerolls. I am in charge of "1929 in Wales" now. Not a great year, some bad floods in November.)
I’m in charge of the Le Fort fracture wikipedia page.
this is not even an internet persona i am just like this and i think thats even worse
this weed tastes like the lake I nearly drowned in as a kid
I've been staring at these tags for a while @persnicketypansy.
RSD check
where is garth brooks alter ego chris gaines when the world needs him most
how could you guys lets this incredibly specific and niche joke flop... it's like nobody wants to reblog anything about country singer garth brooks having an alter ego named chris gaines anymore
oh my god a mere 3 weeks later....
Oh shit this is real
why would i lie about something this serious
Pagining @minim-calibre. Please pick up the white courtesy phone of "knowledge you have inflicted on me has become relevant again".
